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May 20th 2008 00:14
It seems every time I open a gossip magazine these days, another starlet has opted for plastic surgery – on their nose, lips, buttocks, whatever - to the point that I can’t tell the difference when I do one of those quizzes where you have to guess which actress the lips/nose/eyebrows belong to. Well, a word of warning : below is a list of celebrities who probably frequent their plastic surgeon’s office more than they would their bathroom with disastrous and/or unnatural results –
Jocelyn Wildenstein
What do you do when your husband cheats on you? Simple. Spend 2 million pounds on cosmetic surgery to make your face look like a cross between a dog and a feral cat. Honestly, how can this woman not look at herself in the mirror and not be tempted to scratch herself? This goes to show that having a lot of money doesn’t necessarily buy you taste – or beauty.
Michael Jackson
What else can anyone say? Prince of Pop has become Noseless White Lady.
Latoya Jackson
What is it with the Jacksons asking for a ‘triangle’ nose? Can they even breathe with that? It seems all the more tragic when you see Latoya’s before photo.
Donatella Versace
OK. I haven’t seen pictures of her before she had plastic surgery so for all I know, she really does look like a chimpanzee with long white hair. But come on, no one besides Angelina Jolie, was born with those lips. Surely?
Fergie
Oh Fergie-ferg – looks good in music videos but has been dubbed ‘Fugly’ by many a male artist. I remember those innocent days when I laughed at your appalling dance skills next to Martika in Kids Incorporated. But at that time, I thought you were really cute. But looking at you now, it’s so hard to imagine we’re of similar age because you honestly look like what my grandmother would have looked if she lived to the age of 80.
Joan Rivers
Same kind of pose, same face? Not! Those arched eyebrows, the slanted eyes, the pinched nose, the mountains for cheekbones and the swollen lips. In a book, this heroine would have been described as strikingly beautiful but you can’t say the same for Joan Rivers, can you?
Li'l Kim
Maybe her transformation isn’t as bad as the others on this list but I felt compelled to put this in, simply for her fake no-so-li'l bazungas spilling out of that horrible horrible dress.
Mickey Rourke
I had a huge crush on Mickey because my childhood sweetheart looked like him – before the surgery, mind you. Alright, so his demise in the looks department may have been a result of old age, booze, drugs, weight gain but the surgery didn’t help either.
Pamela Anderson
Admittedly, as pretty as she was before, she would never have become famous if it weren’t for those hot air balloons on her chest and the plethora of porn videos she did with her exes. And I guess if self-respect isn’t on her life’s priority lists, she’s on the right track.
Priscilla Presley
I guess the profits of Graceland contributed to Priscilla Presley’s new ‘puffer-fish’ look, huh?
What do you do when your husband cheats on you? Simple. Spend 2 million pounds on cosmetic surgery to make your face look like a cross between a dog and a feral cat. Honestly, how can this woman not look at herself in the mirror and not be tempted to scratch herself? This goes to show that having a lot of money doesn’t necessarily buy you taste – or beauty.
Michael Jackson
What else can anyone say? Prince of Pop has become Noseless White Lady.
What is it with the Jacksons asking for a ‘triangle’ nose? Can they even breathe with that? It seems all the more tragic when you see Latoya’s before photo.
Donatella Versace
OK. I haven’t seen pictures of her before she had plastic surgery so for all I know, she really does look like a chimpanzee with long white hair. But come on, no one besides Angelina Jolie, was born with those lips. Surely?
Fergie
Oh Fergie-ferg – looks good in music videos but has been dubbed ‘Fugly’ by many a male artist. I remember those innocent days when I laughed at your appalling dance skills next to Martika in Kids Incorporated. But at that time, I thought you were really cute. But looking at you now, it’s so hard to imagine we’re of similar age because you honestly look like what my grandmother would have looked if she lived to the age of 80.
Joan Rivers
Same kind of pose, same face? Not! Those arched eyebrows, the slanted eyes, the pinched nose, the mountains for cheekbones and the swollen lips. In a book, this heroine would have been described as strikingly beautiful but you can’t say the same for Joan Rivers, can you?
Li'l Kim
Maybe her transformation isn’t as bad as the others on this list but I felt compelled to put this in, simply for her fake no-so-li'l bazungas spilling out of that horrible horrible dress.
Mickey Rourke
I had a huge crush on Mickey because my childhood sweetheart looked like him – before the surgery, mind you. Alright, so his demise in the looks department may have been a result of old age, booze, drugs, weight gain but the surgery didn’t help either.
Pamela Anderson
Admittedly, as pretty as she was before, she would never have become famous if it weren’t for those hot air balloons on her chest and the plethora of porn videos she did with her exes. And I guess if self-respect isn’t on her life’s priority lists, she’s on the right track.
Priscilla Presley
I guess the profits of Graceland contributed to Priscilla Presley’s new ‘puffer-fish’ look, huh?
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Comment by Cibbuano
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Plastic surgery is a crazy idea... you never know how the surgery will evolve as you age...
Comment by Michaelie
Flick Wit
HAHAHA! That was hilarious, but mostly I look at these pics with dismay, most of them had such real natural beauty only to turn it into a twisted plastic facade. Those boobs on Li'l Kim are repulsive.
Michaelie
Comment by Ayda
Phantasmelodia
I also feel like congratulating Fergie for having eyebrows stretching into her hairline! That and if Pam & Lil' Kim can lie prone for 15 minutes, I'll go have a pair of those and make my boyfriend a happy man..
Comment by Morgan Bell
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OK. I haven’t seen pictures of her before she had plastic surgery so for all I know, she really does look like a chimpanzee with long white hair.
BAHAHAhaha that was a REALLY funny thing to say!
pamela anderson was so beautiful before the surgery(s), its such a shame you have to mutilate yourself to be a success
Comment by Mr Nice Guy
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Mickey Rourke is particularly sad in my books. Saw him in real life a couple of years ago - and boy - wouldn't I have issues with my surgeon if I was him!
. . . and yes, have to agree with Morgan - Pam Anderson was pretty (I said was) pretty way back when.
(maestro . . . "memories - like the . . . .)
MNG
Comment by Aimzster
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Michaelie, they're monstrous! The sad thing was that Jocelyn 'Bride of Wildenstein'. She looked quite pretty before and to change into something barely human is tragic.
Ayda, I know what you mean. I'd love for the world to stop obsessing over youth and beauty but what can you do? I guess the pressure is extremely high in hollywood but stil, paying a lot of money to look like that? U know what? I don't know how Pamela and Li'l Kim get massages on their stomachs.
Morgan, she was, huh? She always had a cute face that is now literally totally blown up - not to mention that chest! Hmph. Good luck to her.
MNG, And they said men age gracefully. Hehehehe...
Comment by Anonymous
The reason I don't. Well, it's NOT because I want to age "gracefully" (nothin' graceful about boobs headed south!), it's because I feel, no, no, I KNOW I would end up on a show titled"
'WHEN COSMETIC SURGERY GOES WRONG......".
Yeah, that's the only reason I won't be headed to the surgeon That and as a nurse who has cared for post surgery cosmetic procedures, lordy, lordy. Picture it my lovelies, boob job,(lift and enhancement). Nipple falls off post surgery, restitch with local...oops....
For the life of me, I cannot understand the whole fake boob job thingy, when it looks like two basketballs have been inserted. Unatural, fugly and I really don't get how anybody can look at those and think "nice".
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