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June 24th 2007 17:01
I was 14 when I started paying close attention to models in magazines like Dolly and Girlfriend. This was the time when the airbrushing of models and actors by paintstakingly meticulous graphic designers was still a secret and all teenage girls thought that what they saw of their favourite model and actor in their pictures was all natural.
On the quest to resemble any of the models in these magazines clear skin, pouting lips, shiny hair I spent many of my teen years trying to come up with some cheap home remedies. The results, as anyone can imagine, were disastrous and for which I can only blame Dolly and Girlfriend.
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Alright, I am proud to say that I was not the creator of this little bright idea. That credit will have to go to my dear mother, who can probably spend the next ten years writing a blog about her million and one ideas and myths for beauty. I was never endowed with wide lids and I felt the only things that made my eyes stand out were the long curved lashes I had when I was a kid. My mum thought the same thing as well. But while I was satisfied with the current length of my lashes, my mum wanted them longer to make up for the lack of eyelids, you see. I could just imagine my mum imagining the neighbours talking, The girl may not have lids but she sure does have fine long lashes. She truly believed in the myth that you have to cut something ie, your hair, lashes, etc to make them longer. So before I knew it, she had me sitting down on the bottom step of our staircase with a pair of stainless steel scissors in her hand. She told me to close my eyes and keep them closed until she was finished. I felt the cold steel of the scissors handle brushing across my cheekbone, my lashes being gripped firmly and the unmistakable sound of the scissors slowly snipping my lashes away. When I opened my eyes and narrowed them, I saw that I could no longer see the underside of the curve of my lashes. If I had known that was the last time I would see my lashes that long, I would have lovingly swept up the cut lashes and stored them somewhere safe away from my mum. Contrary to my mums bright idea, my lashes never did grow as long as she planned. In my opinion, they never grew at all. So Im stuck with these short lashes that stick out straight rather than curving up gracefully. All I can say is, thank goodness for those revolutionary mascaras!
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*image from www.wikipedia.com
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A friend of mine did that too in high-school, and it took us a few days to dared ask her what was wrong with her eyes...
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Sounds like you and I had the same hard times, LOL!!
I had read in some girl mag that green makeup neutralized the red of zits, so you should use it under foundation...uh, no. No, it doesn't.
I had to go onstage to sing with my first band and naturally developed an enormous zit the size of Mount Vesuvius on my lip the night before.
Armed with my green neutralizer and flesh-tone foundation, I desperately troweled on layers and layers of green and fleshtone, producing what looked to be an enormous fleshy growth on my lip..but at least it wasn't red.
It gets worse..onstage I was sweating profusely from nervousness and 98% humidity; after about 15 minutes, my flesh-toned growth had turned into a bright green growth..sort of like Mt. Rainier in the springtime. The spotlights on stage picked it up rather nicely, as I discovered during the break.
Yep...experiences like these build character. I've got character coming out of my ears.
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