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Dianna GRoll On Perfume - Aveda Dune
August 16th 2006 07:11
Aveda - Dune Primrose Aroma Concentrate Parfum
This tiny bottle of goodness cannot be fully appreciated until you are trapped in a small confined public space, and somebody releases a lethal dose of digestive gas and having the fart python creep slowly and silently into the deepest cavities of your nostrils.
In such situationes, we must keep in mind that it is not the intention of the gasser to invert the stomachs of the surrounding population. He/she has probably held it in for as long as they could, and a gas overload in one's guts can cause some people to spontaneously combust when coming in contact with heat. It is for this reason that we must endure occasional bursts of baked bean goodness in uncomfortable environments, and why we cannot go without one of these delightful little roll-on perfumes.
Aveda's Dune Primrose Aroma is cleverly compacted into a tiny tube that could pass for lip gloss. When applied to the pulse points, it emits a pleasing fragrance with enough strength to last hours, to leave a prominent trail, without the nausea that many concentrate parfums inflict.
The best part is the discretion in application. So small, and smooth you can glide it all over yourself with a quick flick of the hand. The strong scent fends off any unpleasantness without embarrassing anyone around you. It smells so natural it can even be passed off as pheromones (if you close your eyes and imagine really really ridiculously hard).
The tiny bottle is a bit costly, at around $39.95. However, despite the small quantity, one batch can last years.
*Image taken from www.strawberrynet.com and is used for commentary purposes only
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How much gas have you had to deal with? Do you work in construction?
Comment by Bunbury
Oh Cibby you have no idea the amount of unsuspected gas attacks I've copped: elevators, theatres, offices, crowded shops.....it's always the innocent looking ones...always...