Aimzster
Dianna GBizarre Beauty Products - from Japan
October 2nd 2007 01:24
I’ve noticed people have stopped asking me for advice on how to lose the weight they’ve put on during winter because they hate hearing that dreaded word : exercise. So I’ve decided that the next time they ask me for tips on how to tone and shape up for summer, I’ll refer them to some bizarre beauty products from Japan I discovered through uniquedaily.com and have fun seeing which ones would be gullible enough to purchase one of these online-
Getting conscious of your double chin that you make an effort to always keep your chin up? The Jawline Slimmer can take the excess fat from your massive jowls. No exercising but it does involve some sweating. The aluminium guard is placed under your jaws and under your chin. All you do is add water and wait for the sweat to come out like you would in a sauna and voila, slimmer jaws!
Ok, so this next one involves a small weight and a teeny weeny bit of movement that some might consider a form of exercise, but do you really want to walk around all summer with a fat neck? The Slim Neck Piece with a mouthpiece attached to a net with a weight at the bottom may make you feel like a stork delivering a newborn babe but after a few sessions of moving your head up and down, you’ll be admiring your new slim neck from all sides in the mirror.
Has anyone ever pointed out the jiggly bits at the corners of your mouth that make you look like you’re grumbling when you’re actually smiling? I’m guessing the experience has happened to many Japanese women as someone went through the trouble of creating the Side Mouth Toner. Say goodbye to those unflattering jiggly bits and smile with confidence by sticking this apparatus in the corners of your mouth, opening and closing your mouth until you feel the corners burn.
And let’s not stop at jiggly bits of your mouth either. Tone and shape your cheeks with Cheek Toner, a pair of tongs that have rollers at the end which you roll over the flabby bits of your cheeks again and again so you can finally have the defined cheekbones everyone will envy.
Flabby legs? Sick of sweating it out during spinning classes to get shapelier butt, thighs and calves? Why not try the Model Leg Shaper? All you have to do is slip your feet into a pair of what I call reverse clogs – the higher part of the heel is under your toes so instead of walking on tiptoes as you do with normal heels, you’ll practically be walking around on the soles of your feet. The Model Leg Shaper will not only tone your whole lower body but will also help you with your balance while looking oh-so-fashionable.
Have you ever looked down at your feet and noticed your toes are too close together that you can’t tell where your big toe ends and your second toe begins? Then slip on a Toe Stretcher – kind of one of those ones they use on your feet in beauty salons when they’re waiting for your pedicure to dry. This stretches your toes and, if used enough, will make them stay in that position so you too can have attractive frog feet.
*images from uniquedaily.com
Ok, so this next one involves a small weight and a teeny weeny bit of movement that some might consider a form of exercise, but do you really want to walk around all summer with a fat neck? The Slim Neck Piece with a mouthpiece attached to a net with a weight at the bottom may make you feel like a stork delivering a newborn babe but after a few sessions of moving your head up and down, you’ll be admiring your new slim neck from all sides in the mirror.
And let’s not stop at jiggly bits of your mouth either. Tone and shape your cheeks with Cheek Toner, a pair of tongs that have rollers at the end which you roll over the flabby bits of your cheeks again and again so you can finally have the defined cheekbones everyone will envy.
Have you ever looked down at your feet and noticed your toes are too close together that you can’t tell where your big toe ends and your second toe begins? Then slip on a Toe Stretcher – kind of one of those ones they use on your feet in beauty salons when they’re waiting for your pedicure to dry. This stretches your toes and, if used enough, will make them stay in that position so you too can have attractive frog feet.
*images from uniquedaily.com
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Comment by katyzzz
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Talking about weight? what's that again?
You'll see my looks are improving, they are a lot less angular now.
You're staying much the same, beautiful as always.
katyzzz
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Comment by KylieW
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I'll be rushing out to buy myself one of everything!
Comment by Aimzster
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Cibb, I'm waiting for them to come up with something to tone my earlobes. I've noticed they've become quite jiggly these past few months.
Louie..lol. Can you believe it? An actual toe stretcher? Who wants their toes stretched? Wouldn't it be the other way around???
Kylie, I would love to see the sales of any one of these products. I can just imagine my boss' face as he walks past my office as I open and close my mouth with the Side Mouth Toner!
Comment by Michaelie
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Michaelie.
Btw, I secretly want the model leg shaper, lol.
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