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Brazilian exposes less-than-pleasing private parts

March 27th 2008 00:08
It seems understandable enough. When you take down your curtains, you naturally look out and inspect the view. But, in the cases of several women, they find that the view isn’t as good as they expected, sighting certain imperfections they feel must be remedied.

Australian cosmetic surgeons say there is an increase in women who bore the pain of a Brazilian then asked for their vaginal lips to be ‘plumped up’. It seems they don’t find their now exposed labia majora aesthetically pleasing with all but a wee strip of pubic hair all gone – especially with swimsuits becoming skimpier some beaches even encouraging nude-bathing. This is especially common among women over 40 who grow dissatisfied with their look as they get older. Other procedures to improve this certain private part are tightening the vagina through laser treatment and ‘trimming back protruding inner vagina lips’.


Goya's Nude Woman
"I don't know about you but I'm proud of my labia majora"

Seriously, unless you plan on walking around naked, 24-7 for the rest of your life, I find surgical procedures aimed at a woman’s private parts in the aim to look good, extreme and pointless, and taking vanity a little too far. Believe me, if I see a naked woman on a beach, the last thing I’d be doing is looking intently at her vagina and trying to spot imperfections. And, men, correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think any of you would look at a woman’s private parts on the beach and say, “I wouldn’t do her. Did you see how lopsided her labia majora is?”


If you’re that self-conscious about the look of your vagina and don’t think it’s aesthetically pleasing, you have two options : cover up on the beach or let nature take its course and let the bush grow back. Who wants to look like a 12-year old anyway?

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Comment by Cibbuano

March 27th 2008 01:54
all those parts are awesome... there's no reason to have them surgically corrected!

Comment by tlcorbin

March 27th 2008 02:02
Aimzster, in answer to your question:

Who wants to look like a 12-year old (girl) anyway?

10 year old, girls and a couple of their brothers.

Raven

Comment by Mrs M

March 27th 2008 02:27
Hi Aimzster,

I've just read about leeches and Demi Moore and now this. Seriously now.

What's the friggin' point? Sorry Aimzster, I'm just a little stunned.

The point of having hair is that is catches the pheromones and hangs onto the scent to then males can subconsciously smell the pheromones and be attracted to said woman. No hair, no scent, no attention....how do you feel about your brazilian now ladies.

Love & stuff
Mrs M

Comment by KylieW

March 27th 2008 03:26
When I first heard about plastic surgery for the private partsI was shocked. What's the point? It all looks a bit weird anyway!!

I just don't get it!

Comment by Aimzster

March 27th 2008 04:13
Cibb, exactly! Women should just leave it well alone sometimes!

TL, a couple of their brothers? Hahahahaha...

Mrs M, I agree with you 100%. Since my failed attempt at shaving my private parts, I have learnt the value of body hair. But this is too much, it's insane!

Kylie, that was actually the first time I'd read that you could have plastic surgery down to your private parts (as a woman!). It's ridiculous!

Comment by charliesgirl_992000

March 27th 2008 04:41
OOHHH, what the heck are they thinking!!! Thats just not what i was thinking they would be plumping next. Geesh, do they ever stop. Next plumping the ears or something weird like the nose will be the it thing. lol "Thats just a joke, but you never know ayye." lol
Tammy

Comment by Hazel Castillo

March 27th 2008 07:54
oh come on!

I'd like to know how many women are willing to go that route (regardless of financial status) and how many men actually care about ... THAT!

Comment by Nomad

March 27th 2008 08:41
vagina's are great.

nomad

Comment by Patricia 7

March 27th 2008 19:15
I can't imagine having plastic surgery there. I don't like pain, and besides, if a guy doesn't like my labia, he can take a hike.

Haha,

"Love me, love my labia."

Comment by Cibbuano

March 27th 2008 21:39
hazel, unfortunately, there are a lot of men that seem to care about the construction of the vagina and the hair surrounding it.

In secluded company, when there are no women around, I've had a lot of guys complain to me about how they like a) completely shaved privates and b) a vagina with no exterior 'parts'.

Personally, I think it's ridiculous. I was at a hot tub party once, smoking a cigar with a couple of buddies, and one guy said that he couldn't even stand the idea of a woman with a hairy bikini area. He shuddered in disgust. I wondered what kind of unfit-for-reproduction type guy he was.

I blame the accessibility of pornography and, even worse, the near-porn mens magazines for shaping these attitudes.

Of course, women seem to carry their own odd prejudices as well, right?

Comment by Mrs M

March 28th 2008 01:24
Wow Cibby that's a little disappointing.

I wonder if these males would subject themselves to a back, crack and sack wax.

Patricia, fantastic quote

Love & stuff
Mrs M

Comment by Aimzster

March 31st 2008 01:20
Tammy, I think it would only be a matter of time before they focus their attentions on other areas to plump up - like eyelids for example. Watch this post.

Hazel, it's annoying to think about, huh? You'd think there should be other things in the world to focus on than the physical appearance of your private parts!

Nomad, I second that

Patricia, heheheh, agree with Mrs M - great quote. I can't bear to think of pain down there either!

Cibb, really? I honestly thought that it would be very rare to find a guy who wouldn't want a natural-looking vagina. And I think it's really sad that the guy you mentioned shudder at the thought of a hairy one - that really annoys me.

Mrs M, I wonder too. See how they like it.

Comment by tlcorbin

March 31st 2008 04:05
Oh sweet mother of god, I'd rather be waterboarded then to face the ordeal of that back, crack and sack wax Mrs M, oh you sick, twisted, freak you: I love it! If all men gave birth through their penis once, the worlds population would cease to grow and I am sure that the full "bcs-treatment" just mentioned would slow the process down considerably. Aimzster, ya hafta spend more time out of the locker room.

Comment by Mrs M

March 31st 2008 04:53
I cannot claim credit for the BCS wax treatment Raven. A few years ago a radio station dared a listener to have it done and his screams were broadcast over the radio. Chilling.....

I'd love to see a man delivery a baby through his penis

Love & stuff
Mrs M

Comment by Raoul Duke

July 25th 2008 00:37
Call me old-fashioned, but I love a good bush! At the end of the day I'm au naturale kinda guy I'm not talking about the Black Forest between the thighs, but a nicely groomed map of Tasmania speaks womanly and erotic in volumes! I don't mind a landing strip either, depends on the woman's body shape to a degree, but I've never got into the whole shaved pussy look. It's just not natural.


Comment by jay b

August 1st 2008 23:47
Beauty is a fetish.Seeking to enhance and maintain her beauty is a requirement for every woman. Feminine society and peer pressure demands this,so it depends on the whims of,
and of, competing with other woman, that drives the beauty industry.
As a beauty and fashion photographer(my first studio was part of a swank full-service
beauty salon-offering everything from facials,hairstyling,and make-up to full body massages,
and waxing.) I am also an artist specializing in women's hairstyling,beauty treatments,and salon scenes,so I know a lot more about beauty than most men..
Back to our subject,brazilian waxing is a very sexy,erotic(ouch!...and painful) beauty
treatment for women. No woman would do this just for a man,she does it because other women do it and because it is expected of her.
As a man,I have never cared for the hairy look, most of my lovers seemed to have been
blondes with very little hair,down there.
Should a woman resort to surgery to correct somthing about her labia,she finds unattrative? Of course not! Well,only in extreme cases. What she finds unattractive,men
might think is very beautiful and unique about her.
I think every woman should have a full brazilian bikini wax at the beauty salon,but why stop there. Women have facials for every part of her body,Facials,bust facials,back facials,
butt facials,and leg facials. There is only one final frontier to conquer.....You guessed it, I
want to see the esthetician wax her baby smooth,then turn the steamer down there and proceed to give her a "pussy facial", A brisk 20-minute massage done with a tightening,
bust firming cream,a light slapping for circulation,or rotary brush machine would work
for this. This should be incorporated with a full 2-hour european facial/including a bust treatment when the beauty masks and eyepads are in place,so she will experience the
ultimate feminine beauty treatment.She still has to have her make-up done and hair brushed- out and styled before donning" the perfect low-cut party dress and high heels " for an evening out or red carpet event.
Every part of a woman's body from her hands,ears,decollete,her breasts,her face,is beautiful and erotic,and totally surrendering to salon beauty pampering is a way to honor and celebrate her unique style and femenienity !!!!!! i'll be back, jay


Comment by Anonymous

August 21st 2008 23:56
I too subjected myself to a 'brazilian' and during the regrowth phase it was horrendous. The itching, the PAIN....never, never again.

Of course, being hair free is a personal choice, but I tend to feel that the hair free thing is striving for a pre-pubescent look. What I love about being a grown up woman is some of what comes with it, boobs,hips, bum and yes, pubic hair. (okay, so I'm a tad hypocritcal because I hate armpit and leg hair!)

I agree with Cibbuano, a lot of the perception of what is "right" or acceptable comes from porn etc. Men would be in a whole heap of trouble if the 'acceptable' penis had to meet certain standards that included length, diameter, colour, shape and I won't even start circumcised vs non circumcised!

Just like a penis the labia majora, minora, vuvlvas et al come in different shapes, sizes, colours and that is that.

Although, I do know that in certain situations some women have had labial surgery and given the circumstances I can fully understand it.

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