Brazilian exposes less-than-pleasing private parts
March 27th 2008 00:08
It seems understandable enough. When you take down your curtains, you naturally look out and inspect the view. But, in the cases of several women, they find that the view isn’t as good as they expected, sighting certain imperfections they feel must be remedied.
Australian cosmetic surgeons say there is an increase in women who bore the pain of a Brazilian then asked for their vaginal lips to be ‘plumped up’. It seems they don’t find their now exposed labia majora aesthetically pleasing with all but a wee strip of pubic hair all gone – especially with swimsuits becoming skimpier some beaches even encouraging nude-bathing. This is especially common among women over 40 who grow dissatisfied with their look as they get older. Other procedures to improve this certain private part are tightening the vagina through laser treatment and ‘trimming back protruding inner vagina lips’.
Seriously, unless you plan on walking around naked, 24-7 for the rest of your life, I find surgical procedures aimed at a woman’s private parts in the aim to look good, extreme and pointless, and taking vanity a little too far. Believe me, if I see a naked woman on a beach, the last thing I’d be doing is looking intently at her vagina and trying to spot imperfections. And, men, correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think any of you would look at a woman’s private parts on the beach and say, “I wouldn’t do her. Did you see how lopsided her labia majora is?”
If you’re that self-conscious about the look of your vagina and don’t think it’s aesthetically pleasing, you have two options : cover up on the beach or let nature take its course and let the bush grow back. Who wants to look like a 12-year old anyway?
Australian cosmetic surgeons say there is an increase in women who bore the pain of a Brazilian then asked for their vaginal lips to be ‘plumped up’. It seems they don’t find their now exposed labia majora aesthetically pleasing with all but a wee strip of pubic hair all gone – especially with swimsuits becoming skimpier some beaches even encouraging nude-bathing. This is especially common among women over 40 who grow dissatisfied with their look as they get older. Other procedures to improve this certain private part are tightening the vagina through laser treatment and ‘trimming back protruding inner vagina lips’.
Seriously, unless you plan on walking around naked, 24-7 for the rest of your life, I find surgical procedures aimed at a woman’s private parts in the aim to look good, extreme and pointless, and taking vanity a little too far. Believe me, if I see a naked woman on a beach, the last thing I’d be doing is looking intently at her vagina and trying to spot imperfections. And, men, correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think any of you would look at a woman’s private parts on the beach and say, “I wouldn’t do her. Did you see how lopsided her labia majora is?”
If you’re that self-conscious about the look of your vagina and don’t think it’s aesthetically pleasing, you have two options : cover up on the beach or let nature take its course and let the bush grow back. Who wants to look like a 12-year old anyway?
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10 year old, girls and a couple of their brothers.
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Comment by Mrs M
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I've just read about leeches and Demi Moore and now this. Seriously now.
What's the friggin' point? Sorry Aimzster, I'm just a little stunned.
The point of having hair is that is catches the pheromones and hangs onto the scent to then males can subconsciously smell the pheromones and be attracted to said woman. No hair, no scent, no attention....how do you feel about your brazilian now ladies.
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I just don't get it!
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TL, a couple of their brothers? Hahahahaha...
Mrs M, I agree with you 100%. Since my failed attempt at shaving my private parts, I have learnt the value of body hair. But this is too much, it's insane!
Kylie, that was actually the first time I'd read that you could have plastic surgery down to your private parts (as a woman!). It's ridiculous!
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I'd like to know how many women are willing to go that route (regardless of financial status) and how many men actually care about ... THAT!
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Haha,
"Love me, love my labia."
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In secluded company, when there are no women around, I've had a lot of guys complain to me about how they like a) completely shaved privates and b) a vagina with no exterior 'parts'.
Personally, I think it's ridiculous. I was at a hot tub party once, smoking a cigar with a couple of buddies, and one guy said that he couldn't even stand the idea of a woman with a hairy bikini area. He shuddered in disgust. I wondered what kind of unfit-for-reproduction type guy he was.
I blame the accessibility of pornography and, even worse, the near-porn mens magazines for shaping these attitudes.
Of course, women seem to carry their own odd prejudices as well, right?
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I wonder if these males would subject themselves to a back, crack and sack wax.
Patricia, fantastic quote
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Hazel, it's annoying to think about, huh? You'd think there should be other things in the world to focus on than the physical appearance of your private parts!
Nomad, I second that
Patricia, heheheh, agree with Mrs M - great quote. I can't bear to think of pain down there either!
Cibb, really? I honestly thought that it would be very rare to find a guy who wouldn't want a natural-looking vagina. And I think it's really sad that the guy you mentioned shudder at the thought of a hairy one - that really annoys me.
Mrs M, I wonder too. See how they like it.
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I'd love to see a man delivery a baby through his penis
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