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Tonya Lachey
Dianna GDiorskin Airflash - Foundation in a Spray Can
July 20th 2006 03:43
Diorskin Airflash
No, Christian Dior did not release its own line of insecticide; at least not just yet. This is makeup in an aerosol can, now you can airbrush yourself, literally!
I might have liked this product better if I hadn't accidentally sprayed it in my mouth. This ain't no candy, I can tell you this. Other than the foul mouth accident, the foundation isn't too bad, it's not too shiny or oily, and gives you a relatively flawless complexion.
It's also good for the girl-on-the-go, imagine saving 15 minutes each day on makeup, touchup, concealing, etc.
That's 105 minutes every week, 420 minutes a month, and 5040 minutes every year.
That's 3 and a half days every year, saved by spraying yourself in the face. Now, on average income, one earns about $30 an hour.
So that means you get to save $105 dollars of opportunity cost, by spraying yourself in the face.
You can buy the product for about $75 dollars on strawberry net so from a purely economic point of view, you save about $30 a year, spraying yourself in the face.
With these solid figures in front of me, purchasing a face in a can is surely to make my scheduled life more fulfilling. I might even one day find myself, with all this extra time on my hands, and be more productive. Perhaps I can even contribute more to the community, now that I get to spray myself in the face.
Not to mention all the graffiti fun I can have at night, on the trains, on the buses, there'll be streaks of Bunbury signatures in 400 Honey with a fresh matte finish. Wouldn't that be delightful?
From the way the stuff smells, I can even kill a few flies in the summer, perhaps repaint the house. I can even use it as a mace on any attackers in the streets, who would in turn give up a life of crime now that they have a perfect complexion.
Think of the good of the community, the children, world peace. The world is now a truly better place, gotta love Dior!
*Image taken from www.strawberrynet.com and is used soley for commentary purposes
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