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Dr Brandt Skincare : for a Poreless Complexion

June 19th 2006 08:33
I have recently discovered my new chemical dependency on an overpriced tub of moisturizer.


After a friend invited me to see Cirque du Soleil, and I had turned it down to divert the expense towards 50 ml of moisturizer, I knew I was close to checking into rehab. This is all thanks to the man pictured below:


Courtesy of drbrandtskincare.com




This is Dr Fredric Brandt, a dermatologist based in New York who has come up with a very good looking range of skincare products, mainly anti-aging. Boasting impressive names of "Crease Release", "Laser in a Jar", and "Microdermabrasion in a Jar", it's extremely tempting to spend $600 on the range. Which is what I tell myself after priding in only spending $100 on a jar of white paste. Though the jar is very pretty, all glassy and smooth.


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Dr Brandt's Poreless Range: Pore Effect



The particular jar of my infatuation is the "Pore Effect" evening moisturizer. It has this herby medicinal smell that shouts "put me on your face, I am delightful". It claims to be great for those with the woeful fortune of sporting breakouts and oiliness on their skin; visibly clarifying and smoothing the tone and texture while controlling insane oil production and hastening cell turnover. So your skin gets an overnight treat and you wake up a little less ugly each day.



Delighted with its effects and it's very pretty lavender scent, I looked forward to slapping it on my face every evening. Till one night, having the audacity to sample another product, I was punished for my shameful betrayal with a horrific breakout. So in a way, I am now held prisoner in this glistening tub of creamy goodness.


My righteous indignation would have persuaded me to promptly smash the jar into a million pieces and get flying shards jabbing into my eye. But something strangely alluring about the reflection in the pretty glass entrances me to keep purchasing. I must have them all! Those pretty triangle ones, and the shiny tubey ones.......


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Irresistably Lovely Packaging


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Comment by Anonymous

June 19th 2006 12:23
You must come to Cirque du Soleil!
Mwah!

Comment by Cibbuano

June 19th 2006 23:16
that is awesome. You used this product, and when you stop, your face goes crazy? Man, that's more brilliant that heroin...

Comment by Bunbury

June 20th 2006 02:50
Yes, Dr Brandt has me at knifepoint. In fact, I'm just about to purchase a jar.

It's like that Head and Shoulders shampoo, your scalp turns into a snow field when you stop using that crap.

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