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# Pot Scourer, the new exfoliator

When Clearasil damaged my face – made it dry, itchy and started causing some dark spots to appear, mainly around my nose and mouth, I set about to remedy it.

Stainless Steel Pan


I was staring at my face in the mirror for a while, wondering what I could use, when I spotted the Scotch-Brite Heavy Duty Sponge by the sink. A light bulb went over my head. After all, the sponge gets rid of grime and dirt from dishes and cutlery, it should do the same for the skin. Right? So I happily scrubbed away at my chin. Was the discolouration disappearing? No. It was actually making my skin red, feel rough and slightly irritable. You would think I would have stopped right there but no, I realised I had to go heavier duty. I enlisted the help of Scotch-Brite Heavy Duty Sponge’s companion, Stainless Steel Scourer. When I started scouring away, I had to fight back a yelp. The texture was hurting my skin, like someone was scratching at an existing wound but I doggedly went on scrubbing anyway.

What resulted, as anyone would have guessed, was a very irritable, rough bleeding skin around my mouth. Finally, the mad gleam in my eyes dissipated and I flung the scourer and sponge away, leaving them where they belonged – in the kitchen sink. Meanwhile, I had no one else to blame when I woke up the next morning and the skin around my mouth had turned pimply and even darker so that in dim light, I actually look like I had a moustache and a beard. For the next few weeks, whenever I had to speak to a guy I liked, I made a habit of bringing a book or a sheet of paper to cover my mouth. I could only be grateful that during my temporary insanity, it hadn’t occurred to me to tackle the discolouration around my nose too.



So, what's the stupidest thing YOU'VE done for the sake of beauty?

*image from www.wikipedia.com


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#6 Anti-Perspirant Cotton Balls?

Cottonballs


I don’t know about you guys but when we were in high school, we had to wear these ghastly blue and white checked uniforms. The uniform was tight around the top that trying to get your top half of the body through is like a wrestling match. But from the underside of the chest down, the skirt of the uniform billows out, so you pretty much resemble a blue and white checked Christmas tree. But the uniforms changed in our eleventh and twelfth year – we actually got to wear light blue blouses tucked into slim-lined dark blue skirts. Classy. The only thing wrong with the ensemble was the material of the blouse. It was sheer and it was the type of material where, if you perspired and believe me, everyone in that hall-less school where assemblies were conducted in the unshaded courtyard perspired, you end up with massive wet globs around your armpits and down your sides. So, in the height of summer, it wasn’t uncommon to see Year 11 and 12 girls walking around with woollen jumpers then taking them off in private to run out into the wind with their arms spread wide. I was one of them. But I decided I shouldn’t have to be. I rummaged through our bathroom cabinet and took out some cotton pads and tape. I bunched up the cotton pads and placed them under my armpits, putting them in place by wrapping sticky tape all around my shoulders and upper arms. They were still in place when we had our morning assembly and I could smugly feel my sweat being absorbed by the cotton pads. But for the rest of the day, I could barely move my arms. When I finally did move them normally, I could feel and hear the tape breaking and the bunch of cotton pads sliding down the side of my body and slipping down to the ground in sight of everyone, leaving them to snicker and incorrectly assume where I had placed those cotton pads.

*image taken from www.wikipedia.com
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#9 Detox your body - Drink 8 to 10 litres of water a day

Water
Water, water everywhere

Water cleanses out the toxins in your body, not to mention it helps clear skin of pimples and blemishes that are so much a part of the awkward, embarrassing adolescent years. At the time I had read about the benefits of water for the body and skin in a Dolly/Girlfriend/Cosmo article, big red pimples had started popping up all over my face that I had to turn my inexperienced hand at applying foundation. When you’d only ever dabbled in the art of make-up by applying loops of eyeliner to the outside of your lids, prompting your own dear father to remark, “You look like a prostitute”, it was no wonder when my attempt at applying foundation resulted in white, pock-like marks on my face. With a ‘dance party’ looming five days away and the anticipation that it was the event that would mark the beginning of a romance with a certain Polish dude, I was too impatient for just an 8-glasses-of-water-a-day. In a move that clearly showed I am my mother’s daughter, I decided to take this tip a step – make that, several glasses – too far. If I drank 8 to 10 litres of water a day, surely, my skin would clear up in a matter of days? Or, more precisely, in five days so I can dance the ‘Ice Ice Baby’ with my Polish crush? So I drank one litre of water per every waking hour per day. That’s approximately one glass of water every six minutes, one trip to the toilet every hour, and two trips from 11pm to 7am when I should be asleep. Finally, at 3am on the fourth morning, I was half-asleep when I needed to go to the toilet but my brain probably realised enough was enough, ignored the urging from my bowels and tugged me back to sleep where I promptly dreamt that I had gone to the toilet. When I woke up in the morning with the bed all soaked (gross!), I finally decided this 8 to 10 litres a day thing had to stop.

*image from www.wikipedia.com
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I was 14 when I started paying close attention to models in magazines like Dolly and Girlfriend. This was the time when the airbrushing of models and actors by paintstakingly meticulous graphic designers was still a secret and all teenage girls thought that what they saw of their favourite model and actor in their pictures was all natural.

On the quest to resemble any of the models in these magazines – clear skin, pouting lips, shiny hair – I spent many of my teen years trying to come up with some cheap home remedies. The results, as anyone can imagine, were disastrous and for which I can only blame Dolly and Girlfriend.

#10 How to get Longer Lashes

Eye Lashes
Old Wives' Tale : Cutting your eyelashes will make them longer

Alright, I am proud to say that I was not the creator of this little bright idea. That credit will have to go to my dear mother, who can probably spend the next ten years writing a blog about her million and one ideas and myths for beauty. I was never endowed with wide lids and I felt the only things that made my eyes stand out were the long curved lashes I had when I was a kid. My mum thought the same thing as well. But while I was satisfied with the current length of my lashes, my mum wanted them longer – to make up for the lack of eyelids, you see. I could just imagine my mum imagining the neighbours talking, “The girl may not have lids but she sure does have fine long lashes.” She truly believed in the myth that you have to cut something – ie, your hair, lashes, etc – to make them longer. So before I knew it, she had me sitting down on the bottom step of our staircase with a pair of stainless steel scissors in her hand. She told me to close my eyes and keep them closed until she was finished. I felt the cold steel of the scissors handle brushing across my cheekbone, my lashes being gripped firmly and the unmistakable sound of the scissors slowly snipping my lashes away. When I opened my eyes and narrowed them, I saw that I could no longer see the underside of the curve of my lashes. If I had known that was the last time I would see my lashes that long, I would have lovingly swept up the cut lashes and stored them somewhere safe – away from my mum. Contrary to my mum’s bright idea, my lashes never did grow as long as she planned. In my opinion, they never grew at all. So I’m stuck with these short lashes that stick out straight rather than curving up gracefully. All I can say is, thank goodness for those revolutionary mascaras!

Continued...

*image from www.wikipedia.com
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Dermalogica’s Skin Brightening System consists of 3 products – Daily Microfoliant, Day Bright and Night Bright, each of which you can purchase individually. This system was recommended to me after I decided to get rid of the discolouration around my mouth and nose once and for all as the three products combined contain Dermalogica’s "brightening complex to restore the skin’s healthy glow while balancing pigmentation and protecting against future discolouration".

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Loreal Hydrafresh Aqua Liquid

June 12th 2007 18:31
Loreal Plenitude Hydrafresh Aqua Fluid is marketed as a moisturiser with a very unique texture : the moisturiser is half cream/half gel which is supposed to literally melt into your skin. It is enriched with vitamins and ‘essential’ minerals – the box doesn’t quite say what these minerals are that make them so essential, but the moisturiser should leave your skin hydrated without the greasiness.

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When you query beauty therapists about other beauty products besides the ones they’re selling and using on your face, it’s understandable for them to be ranting and raving about how these other products never live up to their promise. Then they go on to rant and rave about how good their own products are and how pleased you’ll be with the results after the facial.

Ask them what they think about Sothys and they’ll be silent for three seconds before grudgingly, pulling-their-teeth-out reluctantly mumbling, “Yeah, they’re ok.” And that’s as close as you’ll ever get to an approval before they manage to swallow the bitter pill in their mouth to brightly say, “But let me tell you about our products…”

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For a while, I had heard nothing but rave reviews about SK II. What apparently sets it apart from other beauty products, and probably the main reason for the high prices, is the main ingredient contained in all SK II products – Pitera – a clear, rich liquid naturally extracted during the sake fermentation process. It’s supposed to restore the ‘skin’s natural 28-day renewal cycle’ for a younger, more radiant-looking skin.

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Loreal REFINISH Microdermabrasion Kit is a home kit that promises visibly resurfaced, radiant-looking skin "in 2 steps, 2 minutes, twice a week".

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"A milky cleanser for drier skin conditions to gently lift impurities and remove make-up. Water-soluble, this soothing emulsion rinses off easily, leaving the skin refreshingly clean, soft and supple. Contains no artificial fragrance or color.” – www.dermalogica.com.au.

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Day Spa Review : Ding House

June 5th 2007 00:37
DING HOUSE BEAUTY & SLIMMING SALON
Lower Ground Floor, 410-420 Sussex Street, Sydney


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Clinique 3-step Skincare System

June 3rd 2007 11:49

My mum recommended Clinique’s 3-step skincare in my late teens when I realised that using the cheaper products like Neutrogena, Ten-O-Six and Clearasil were giving me dark circles around my nose and mouth so that, sometimes, in certain light, it looked as if I had a five o’clock shadow.

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I impatiently waited for my local chemist to stock the new Olay Total Effects Anti-Aging Eye Cream on the shelf. After being pleasantly surprised by the results of Olay Total Effects moisturiser on my face, I had high hopes about this particular eye cream. Yes, I had been burned and been very disappointed by the empty promises of Avon Anew Clinical Eye Lift but I thought, the Olay moisturiser didn’t turn me down so this one has to be better than Avon.

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Olay Total Effects Moisturiser

May 28th 2007 12:54

A therapist once advised me to beware of products you can easily buy from supermarkets – they may be relatively cheaper than ones you buy at David Jones counters, but there’s a reason for it. After my experience with Clearasil and Neutrogena, I thought she may be right.

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