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Dianna GHow to Groom an Unwilling Man's Eyebrows
June 9th 2006 05:22
Shaping a man's eyebrows take alot more analysis and discipline than it seems. For a woman, the task is simply to choose a suitalbe brow shape, and bring out her natural arch (plucking from below) while cleaning out every stray hair.
It wasn't until I have captured an unsuspecting victim in this torturous experiment when several factors suddenly surfaced. The pluckee will only allow the plucker to proceed under the circumstance that his brows will look natural. That is, he will not appear before his family and friends with spanking clean brows and have a 'kick the metro' sign stuck on his back. The challenge is therefore to clean up the brow area with stealth.
Firstly, it's important to outline the general shape of the brow with a brow pencil or eyeliner. Remember that a clean arch will only make a woman more attractive, while rendering most males curiously inquisitive. The stringent rule of "never pluck above the brow" can be relaxed. Unfortunately I neglected to take a snapshot of the anonymous victim's brows before the bridge of a verging monobrow was removed, but you get the point.
Refrain from plucking too much below the browline, except for ridiculous strays which spread onto the eyelids. A browline set closer to the eyes will give a metro-loathing man's expression some degree of intensity, so people will take him seriously, and such.
For a brow-grooming virgin, it is important not to rip the skin off from the man's face. A slanted tweezer is recommended as it grips the hairs with more ease. Pull the skin taught, place the tweezer at the base of the hair, and rapidly pull in the direction of hair growth. This will minimize the pain. If the victim starts crying, stay aloof and leave him his dignity.
For persons with oilier brows, brush small amounts of talc into the roots of each brow and leave the hair dry and fresh for your plucking pleasure.
Finish off by praising the traumatized victim for his valour and cooperation. It should also be advised that the brow be maintained by minimal plucking weekly. If desired, it can also be neatened further by gradual, unnoticed grooming on a fortnightly basis.
Unsuspecting males can be found in homes, offices, schools, or supermarkets. The more reluctant victims may need to be lured, then sedated with excess alcohol. If violence breaks out, prepare a can of mace in your handbag. Get one of your own today!
Victim is anonymous but joyous over new brows.
It wasn't until I have captured an unsuspecting victim in this torturous experiment when several factors suddenly surfaced. The pluckee will only allow the plucker to proceed under the circumstance that his brows will look natural. That is, he will not appear before his family and friends with spanking clean brows and have a 'kick the metro' sign stuck on his back. The challenge is therefore to clean up the brow area with stealth.
Use Eyeliner to outline the brows, the a slanted Tweezer to work on individual strays
Firstly, it's important to outline the general shape of the brow with a brow pencil or eyeliner. Remember that a clean arch will only make a woman more attractive, while rendering most males curiously inquisitive. The stringent rule of "never pluck above the brow" can be relaxed. Unfortunately I neglected to take a snapshot of the anonymous victim's brows before the bridge of a verging monobrow was removed, but you get the point.
After center strays are cleared, Before main brow is groomed
Refrain from plucking too much below the browline, except for ridiculous strays which spread onto the eyelids. A browline set closer to the eyes will give a metro-loathing man's expression some degree of intensity, so people will take him seriously, and such.
For a brow-grooming virgin, it is important not to rip the skin off from the man's face. A slanted tweezer is recommended as it grips the hairs with more ease. Pull the skin taught, place the tweezer at the base of the hair, and rapidly pull in the direction of hair growth. This will minimize the pain. If the victim starts crying, stay aloof and leave him his dignity.
For persons with oilier brows, brush small amounts of talc into the roots of each brow and leave the hair dry and fresh for your plucking pleasure.
Finished Product - spot the difference
Finish off by praising the traumatized victim for his valour and cooperation. It should also be advised that the brow be maintained by minimal plucking weekly. If desired, it can also be neatened further by gradual, unnoticed grooming on a fortnightly basis.
Unsuspecting males can be found in homes, offices, schools, or supermarkets. The more reluctant victims may need to be lured, then sedated with excess alcohol. If violence breaks out, prepare a can of mace in your handbag. Get one of your own today!
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Comment by Scarlett
Dessert
How to wax an unwilling man's chest/body!!
If excess alcohol is required for eyebrow plucking, then make sure there's some morphine nearby for waxing!
Comment by Cibbuano
Hunt Famous
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Fat Cult
Techbreak
next year, hairy brows might just be ultra-popular!
Comment by Bunbury
Cibby, you know you want to be tweezed. We're looking for waxing victims if you ever feel up for it!
Comment by charles
ZCars
Ponderous
The ball is in your court now, Cibby!
Comment by Bunbury
Although after checking back with Victim #1 he is very happy with his new brows.
We only want what's best for the boys!
What do you say Charles? Want in?