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Kitter Litter Facials

May 24th 2006 09:16
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At long last, there is another reason to wonder into your pet-care shopping aisle without the trouble of keeping a pooping cat. Kitty litter is now a skincare product, or always has been.


The wonders of kitty litter was first brought to public attention with the publication of The World's Best Kept Beauty Secrets: What Really Works in Beauty, Diet, and Fashion by Diane Irons. This former model has shared a fare portion of her industry experience in the form of DIY beauty tips. This included putting Hemorrhoid cream on your eye-bags to reduce puffiness, putting aspirin in your shampoo to reduce dandruff, and using mascara to touch-up your hair regrowth. The most bizarre yet useful tip would have to be using Kitter Litter as a facial mask.

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Cat Lady
Apparently, this is a trick that Catherine Zeta Jones swears by. Now that makes it sound more plausible doesn't it....so if i put the cat toilet on my face, I look like Catherine Zeta Jones. Hey, I've fallen for more stupid fads, so this one sounds plausible. Diane Irons has excitedly quipped that she had bribed a spa employee to disclose to her this ancient beauty recipe, after seeing tons of kitty litter stored at her beauty spa. There is not much difference between the clay masks that they put on our faces in spas, and the stuff that cats poop on. Go figure!




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Hello Kitty...
Other than the smell, I suppose here isn't really much harm in trying it out. Here's how you can make it into a facial mask:

- Kick a cat out of its litter box and take its litter, make sure there is no poop

- Blend litter into a fine powder with a grinder or just chew it

- Gradually add clean/filtered water and mix until you get a consistent paste

- Apply to face for about 10-15 minutes

- Rinse thoroughly to reveal slightly smelly but radiant skin!

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Comment by Cibbuano

May 25th 2006 00:33


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that's fascinating...

why don't YOU do it, take pictures, and let us know how it turns out!


Comment by Anonymous

April 15th 2012 04:31
Yes, it's a fantastic idea to rub cat urine and a well-known eye and lung hazard.

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