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Tonya Lachey
Dianna GL'Oreal Lash Architect: False Lash Effect Mascara
June 29th 2006 08:47
Disturbingly close resemblance to my lashes
The decreasing level of my financial wellbeing has forced me to forsaken department store beauty counters for Priceline. To my delight I came across an updated version of L'Oreal's Lash Architect, and old favourite of mine. This one boasts a patented brush design that volumises, extends, and curls your lashes to the fullest extent. I excitedly purchased a daring "Midnight Black" shade expecting to flutter my way to work and play.
The conspiracy theorist/loathing customer in my immediately deduced that they must have slapped a new lables on expired crappy original Lash Architects and launched it to and unsuspecting market. What a load of garbage.
For the price of $22.95, this little wand was not cheap. The expense delivered the final blow to my disappointment as I gawked in the mirror at my common, unassuming lashes after feverish application. Upon closer inspection, there was even the dreaded "spider-leg" effect on my lids. I looked like a pre-teen wannabe (at least my eyes) who had found my mother's discarded makeup case and piled a glob of rotten mascara onto my eyes. My lashes stuck together and formed thick, clumpy battallions of fugly. Ironically, after shrieking hysterically, I immediately attempted to remove it with an inefficient L'Oreal eye makeup remover which smudged the residue all over my face.
Swearing off L'Oreal cosmetics. For life (two months of it).
Loreal Lash Architect: False Lash Effect
*Images taken from ebay.com.au and wikipedia and are used solely for commentary purposes
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