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The Mullet is the worst craze of all time

December 23rd 2008 01:15
The Mullet tops the list for the worst craze of all time, according to a recent survey conducted by grabitnow.com, an online store.

The haircut that has been dubbed ‘business at the front, party in the back’ due to the short-cropped top, front and sides with the back left to flow down to or below the shoulders gained in popularity from the 80s to the early 90s and were worn by both men and women. I mean, who didn’t admire MacGyver for not only getting out of tricky situations with just something like a pen and paper but managing to keep that golden mullet immaculate through all those explosions? And there was a reason why Achy Breaky Heart became a #1 single despite Billy Ray Cyrus’ shoulder pads and ultra-tight jeans. So, looking back at the pictures of all my crushes from the sixth to ninth grade, I’m not surprised that they all sported the mullet, with a couple even complementing it with a poodle fringe. And I laugh now reading a teen romance novella I started almost twenty years ago with the hero, an altar boy at that, with solemn blue eyes, a spiked fringe and ‘the back of his blond hair cascading past his shoulders’.


So here’s to the Mullet and to those celebrities who wore them -

billy ray cyrus mullet
Billy Ray Cyrus may have single-handedly ended the mullet trend
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andre agassi mullet
Andre Agassi – the flamboyant tennis player with the big shorts and the big mullet



david bowie mullet
I’m ashamed to admit I had a huge crush on David Bowie in Labyrinth


michael bolton mullet
Michael Bolton may have been balding but he was different from most in that he had the curly mullet


john stamos mullet
John Stamos had the best hairstyle in Full House


richard dean anderson mullet
Richard Dean Anderson – the man who always got out of ‘hairy’ situations?


mario lopez mullet
Nothing quite says masculine than Mario Lopez with huge biceps, a curly mullet and a bandanna
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Comment by Norm

December 23rd 2008 03:19
It's kind of 1945 for all the world to see and 1975 was only yesterday, in summation.

In short, the shaved head has resurfaced as a nod to 1945 work camp and the wig in a shortened form ala Louis XIV has reappeared and so that means that the matted mess of 1000 BC is up next and the Jesus-heads of the '70s will be up around agian in concert with the Louis XIVs and the 1945 work camp. I call it the Bullet.


Comment by Tracy

December 23rd 2008 04:06

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