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Dianna GThe secret to Trump's hairstyle
August 13th 2008 00:01
Ever since Donald Trump puckered up to snarl ‘You’re fired’, people’s eyes have been more drawn to his crown, scratching their own heads and asking, “Is it or isn’t it?” – much as I cock my head and ask my husband everytime Bush comes on TV, ‘Is he or isn’t he a muppet?”
Finally, after years of rumour and speculation, people can now sleep in peace because Trump has revealed the secret to his hairstyle. So take note, people, if you want to be a billionaire, you must first look like one.
The secret to his trademark muff? Lots and lots of hairspray. “I’ll comb it went then spray it so it doesn’t get blown away by the wind,” he says, amidst silent cries of despair from reporters ‘Oh but we want it to get blown away by the wind’. He adds, “I had an article where someone said it was a hairpiece but you can see it isn’t’.
Can you? To say that I was shocked – and disappointed – that it wasn’t a highly trained skunk by the name of Gus is an understatement. Because I swear on my own black frizzy head that I saw the combover twitch a couple of times, and I have grown so fond of saying, “Ooh, this week, Trump and his Gus fired so and so.”
Trump goes on to claim that producers of The Apprentice do not want his hairstyle to change. I guess these days, Trump without Gus, er, his hairspray-laden hair is like Pamela Anderson without the inflated boobs.
Do I hear the sale of cans of hairspray going up? Maybe not.
The secret to his trademark muff? Lots and lots of hairspray. “I’ll comb it went then spray it so it doesn’t get blown away by the wind,” he says, amidst silent cries of despair from reporters ‘Oh but we want it to get blown away by the wind’. He adds, “I had an article where someone said it was a hairpiece but you can see it isn’t’.
Can you? To say that I was shocked – and disappointed – that it wasn’t a highly trained skunk by the name of Gus is an understatement. Because I swear on my own black frizzy head that I saw the combover twitch a couple of times, and I have grown so fond of saying, “Ooh, this week, Trump and his Gus fired so and so.”
Trump goes on to claim that producers of The Apprentice do not want his hairstyle to change. I guess these days, Trump without Gus, er, his hairspray-laden hair is like Pamela Anderson without the inflated boobs.
Do I hear the sale of cans of hairspray going up? Maybe not.
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Comment by Michaelie
Flick Wit
Oh God Aimz you crack me up so much.
Long live Gus.
Mich